He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
What do you mean drake and josh ended
look at this
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
Do… Girls really worry about this?
YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING
october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
Person: So what sports do you play?
Marching band member: uhhhhh