"omg, the band is pointing at meee awww they love their fans so much!
me: “hahaha, who cares about the fans? let’s appreciate how liam’s got his priorities straight, zayn before all else bruh”
Why did one basketball team literally dominate over their entire school
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SCHOOLS AREN’T ACTUALLY LIKE THAT IN AMERICA?
Spider-Man in X-Men
Hahahaha too bad this got cut from the first X-Men movie
when ur otp is destroying you but ur friend just doesn’t ship it
look at this card
i really don’t want a popular post please i just wanted you guys to LOOK at the card
this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband
they are showing them as people
not as gays and straights
fuckin love this commercial
can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting
fuckin useless husbands
they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people
they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person
this post got better
Who wears jeans to the beach? Useless
People in 2000: Y2K is going to kill us all!
in 2001: Anthrax is going to kill us all!
in 2002: West Nile Virus is going to kill us all!
in 2003: Weapons of Mass Destruction are going to kill us all!
in 2004: SARS is going to kill us all!
in 2005: Bird Flu is going to kill us all!
in 2006: E. Coli is going to kill us all!
in 2007: Vaccines are going to kill us all
in 2008: The Bad Economy is going to kill us all!
in 2009: Swine Flu is going to kill us all!
in 2010: BP Oil is going to kill us all!
in 2011: Obamacare is going to kill us all!
In 2012: The end of the world is going to kill us all!
In 2013: North Korea is going to kill us all!
In 2014: Ebola is going to kill us all!
Me: Eh, it will work out.
"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
IM JUST CONSTANTLY AMAZED THAT YOU CAN REALLY SEE THE AGE DIFFERENCE.
don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with
That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone
…the weak are already weeding themselves out…